4ever-blowin-bubbles
8:07 Fri Feb 1
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doesn't matter now im divorced lol
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GreenStreetPlayer
7:44 Fri Feb 1
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Wife is terrified of spiders and spotted a "little" one above her head while driving and jumped out her car when it was still moving.
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Nurse Ratched
7:40 Fri Feb 1
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Arf!
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jooliandix
7:38 Fri Feb 1
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My wife threw chips at seagulls to make them go away,cue Hitchcock like scenes on Tankerton Slope
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Bungo
5:01 Fri Feb 1
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You're very literal aren't you?
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
5:01 Fri Feb 1
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Bungo
That's not really an irrational fear, is it? A plunge off Beachy Head, for instance, would probably not be good for you...
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Nurse Ratched
4:58 Fri Feb 1
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*chickles*
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worm
4:57 Fri Feb 1
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I once used the ex Mrs worm as a human shield when confronted by flying pigeons.
Grabbed her by the hood of her jacket and waved her around at them. Her little feet running on the spot in mid air.
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Bungo
4:55 Fri Feb 1
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I have an irrational fear of falling off anything very, very high.
Daft I know..
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Nurse Ratched
4:55 Fri Feb 1
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Feral pigeons are filthy, though. I'm not at all frightened of them, but I don't want them near me. And I'm a bird lover.
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worm
4:54 Fri Feb 1
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I have a similar irrational fear of pigeons.
Little cunts.
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Northern Sold
4:52 Fri Feb 1
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Ha ha ha... Nursey... sounds like my daughters boyfriend.... black belt Karate... could kill someone with a kick to the groin... however never seen anyone so scared of spiders in all my life... actually ran out the house at 3am as he thought one had landed on his face... petrified
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Nurse Ratched
4:47 Fri Feb 1
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I've just remembered, he was mostly annoyed at having spilled his tea in the confusion.
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Nurse Ratched
4:45 Fri Feb 1
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When our daughter was about 9 months old, a sparrow flew into our sitting room through the window. No idea why. The bird panicked and started dashing itself against the walls. It all happened really suddenly. In the confusion my ex picked up our daughter in her little bouncy chair and legged it out of the room, leaving me alone to deal with the tiny sparrow. He even held onto the handle so I couldn't follow him, when I tried to reason with him and get his help to deal with the bird. This bloke is over six foot tall, and at the time was a bit of a terror if he got into an argument in the pub. Shit scared of sparrows, though. Even he couldn't explain his reaction afterwards.
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ChillTheKeel
4:39 Fri Feb 1
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Doubt she'd be fat.
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Coffee
4:39 Fri Feb 1
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Nurse Ratched 4:37 Fri Feb 1
Ha! & well said.
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boltkunt
4:38 Fri Feb 1
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Wait, I've just heaved at that thought
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boltkunt
4:38 Fri Feb 1
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I can imagine you loving getting a fat bird shove a 12inch dildo up your arse, Chill.
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ChillTheKeel
4:37 Fri Feb 1
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I love femdoms - they do all the work - except for when you have to push their heads out the way of the telly.
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Nurse Ratched
4:37 Fri Feb 1
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Before the days when fresh herbs were available in the supermarkets, I used ready made dried herb bouquet garnis in stews. The kids' dad saw one in the pot and railed at me for putting a tea bag in his dinner. He's blond.
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Lato
4:36 Fri Feb 1
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My Wife doesn't know what a fuel gauge is for. Not once but twice she ran out of fuel when we had a diesel. Calling the RAC for that, both occasions they were not amused and neither was I.
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